I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner
Some Similar Quotes
  1. For it can never be that war shall preserve life, and peace destroy it. - Thomas Hobbes

  2. Today the aggressor is the shepherd of peace, and the beaten and hunted are the troublemakers of the world. What's more, there are whole races who believe it! - Erich Maria Remarque

  3. Some, often without knowing it, suffered from being deprived of the company of friends and from their inability to get in touch with them through the usual channels of friendship, letters, trains, and boats. Others, fewer these, Tarrou may have been one of them, had... - Albert Camus

  4. Don't Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold. - Bob Marley

  5. It is of the greatest important in this world that a man should know himself, and the measure of his own strength and means; and he who knows that he has not a genius for fighting must learn how to govern by the arts of... - Anonymous

More Quotes By Rita Rudner
  1. I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

  2. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

  3. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  4. Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

  5. I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Related Topics